Pagans: How do you restrain yourself from wanting to slap the fluffies?

Paganism is a valid religion because they squabble over petty crap just like christians do. You know, hold he wand in your right hand circle around 3 times winder-shins. No you moron it is your LEFT hand 4 times clockwise. I find it all funny. Pagans are just like christians because they both devour their young.